| PREMIER DEFENSE SCIENCE OF THE CENTURY ~What, did you expect it to be free?~ |
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| STEP 1: WHAT KIND OF GHOST DO YOU HAVE? |
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| STEP 3: WARRANTY INFORMATION |
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| STEP 2: CURRENT DEALS AND OFFERS |
| CLASS I: $1,000 - 2,000 |
| CLASS II: $1,000 - 3,000 |
| CLASS III: $2,000 - 4,000 |
| CLASS IV: $2,000 - 4,000 |
| CLASS V: $4,000 - 6,000 |
| CLASS VI: $5,000 - 8,000 |
| CLASS VII: $10,000 - 50,000 |
| This type of spectre is defined as an undeveloped form, insubstantial and difficult to see. The Class I's interaction with the physical enviroment is limited and enigmatic (i.e. spectral lights, voices, vapors, sounds). |
| A ghost that begins to have actual visible characteristics and can physically manipulate things (i.e. poltergeist). Class II forms tend to be vauge and inconsistent, like hands or a face just floating there. |
| When a ghost begins to take an actual distinct human form (i.e. face, torso, arms), it's classified as a Class III. III's can often change their forms as well. |
| When an investigation reveals the former identity of a Class III ghost, it is reclassified as a Class IV. Usually indistinct from the chest down. |
| An ectoplasmic manifestation of definite but non-human form. Theory supposes that Class V's are formed from emotionally-charged events or locations. The most common ghost. |
| A non-human ghost resembling lower-life forms. Not limited to animals. |
| A metaspectre with extra-dimensional power far beyond human kin. Powers often include the ability to change form at will, dematerialize objects, summon pests, or possess people and animals, just to name a few. It is best to prevent these beings rather than encounter them. |
| THE LOUISVILLE GHOSTBUSTERS provide a 30 DAY LIMITED WARRANTY. After a sucessful catch, if the same location is re-haunted within that time period, the follow-up service is free. If the ghost is unable to be caught, and then returns to the location in question, the service will be half-off the going rate. As always, the Louisville Ghostbusters are not responsible for damage or loss to public or private property in any way. (For entertainment purposes only) |
| STEP 4: CONTACT US |
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| EMAIL US @: Admin@LouisvilleGhostbusters.com or CALL US @: (800) 555-1149 |
| -WE'RE READY TO BELIEVE YOU- |
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